I’m drinking a little tonight, as anyone who flipped by ESPN2 between 9:30 and 11:30 EST can imagine, so understand this truly comes from the heart. T

he combination of next day delivery from Amazon and instant package tracking on the Internet is a wonderful thing. I ordered a new toy at approximately 12:30 Wednesday afternoon. According to my little tracking widget, it left Reno, NV tonight, but the status is the cheery “Delivered Soon!” It almost makes me want to stay up all night drinking and waiting for the FedEx truck to show up. If I didn’t have kids, I just might be doing that right now.

Economic collapse and all, this is a great freaking country.